BADGERS!

"UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

If that snippet doesn't make you want to read on, then we really have nothing further to talk about.

Startling theological relevations

Pope: "Catholics rule, Protestants drool. Also, Vatican II sucks".

Do you remember that episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine when a Bajoran came out of the wormhole, thereby undermining Sisko's position as Emissary? And he's all "Hey guys, how come no-one wears doublet and hose anymore? Where are all the lutes?" Man, that was a great episode.

Woomch!

So, I had a post about anti-semitism brewing in my brain. Instead, I'm going to link to animated gifs featuring Boromir.

I wonder, have we grown less reverent as a society? If computers had been around earlier, would we have got Tales for the leet in the 17th century? have we always loved turning things on their heads?

(PRO TIP: Do not watch the last thing I linked to unless you have the patience of the moon and the stars.)