The Bran Report

It's good for parts of you that you'd probably rather not think about.

Friday, July 13, 2007


"UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

If that snippet doesn't make you want to read on, then we really have nothing further to talk about.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Startling theological relevations

Pope: "Catholics rule, Protestants drool. Also, Vatican II sucks".

Do you remember that episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine when a Bajoran came out of the wormhole, thereby undermining Sisko's position as Emissary? And he's all "Hey guys, how come no-one wears doublet and hose anymore? Where are all the lutes?" Man, that was a great episode.

Monday, July 09, 2007


So, I had a post about anti-semitism brewing in my brain. Instead, I'm going to link to animated gifs featuring Boromir.

I wonder, have we grown less reverent as a society? If computers had been around earlier, would we have got Tales for the leet in the 17th century? have we always loved turning things on their heads?

(PRO TIP: Do not watch the last thing I linked to unless you have the patience of the moon and the stars.)