The Bran Report

It's good for parts of you that you'd probably rather not think about.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Mother always said there'd be days which are teh suck

Working with OpenOffice made me want to jab a big shard of glass into my neck. So much so, that I left my oven fries in too long.

My Lentil soup is has gone, to use the culinary term, hella lumpy.

Of the seven people in the house, I am the only one not currently (I mean, right now) getting hugs and kisses.

Friday, February 23, 2007


Humanity, your time runs short.

Damned if you do...

I forget how that proverb ends.

As it stands, I plan to do a little switcheroo when my balance fights its way back to the surface. Sad to say thouhg, the little guy's been gone a long time. Let's hope he sees the sun again one of these days.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

You might be a geeky shut-in if...

...four days into your Electrical Integration paper, your getting-dressed procedure includes sniffing t-shirts1 to see if they're still wearable.

1. That you bought off the internet.

Every day I fulfil a new stereotype.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007


JFK once said that Washington DC was a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. I now feel qualified to make a similar statement, with different regional sterotypes, about England's Midlands.

If all goes well, I'll be back at an extremity by autumn.