Mother always said there'd be days which are teh suck

Working with OpenOffice made me want to jab a big shard of glass into my neck. So much so, that I left my oven fries in too long.

My Lentil soup is has gone, to use the culinary term, hella lumpy.

Of the seven people in the house, I am the only one not currently (I mean, right now) getting hugs and kisses.

Scary!

Humanity, your time runs short.
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Damned if you do...

I forget how that proverb ends.

As it stands, I plan to do a little switcheroo when my balance fights its way back to the surface. Sad to say thouhg, the little guy's been gone a long time. Let's hope he sees the sun again one of these days.

You might be a geeky shut-in if...

...four days into your Electrical Integration paper, your getting-dressed procedure includes sniffing t-shirts¹ to see if they're still wearable.

1. That you bought off the internet.

Every day I fulfil a new stereotype.

Midlands

JFK once said that Washington DC was a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. I now feel qualified to make a similar statement, with different regional sterotypes, about England's Midlands.

If all goes well, I'll be back at an extremity by autumn.