The Bran Report

It's good for parts of you that you'd probably rather not think about.

Friday, May 11, 2007

You probably don't even know what Germany is

I would go and see this film. I would see it, and feel smugly superior for doing so.

This threatens my sense of cultural discernment. I'm all unsettled now.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Dear Diary,

No-one here thinks jokes about forced labour camps are funny.

Bilbo Kenobi

Answer me these questions three

1.) How did I end up writing essays for a living? That ain't me at all.

2.) Why, despite constant barrages of evidence to the contrary, do I persist in the belief that coffee enhances my essay performance?

3.) What if John Wilkes Booth had used a batleth?

Monday, May 07, 2007

The boat race was rigged by the CIA and Union Carbide

Blues rule. Slightly different shade of blue suck.