The Bran Report

It's good for parts of you that you'd probably rather not think about.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Rise up, my people

The reason an Englishman chooses one newspaper over another is to read someone else stating his opinions.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Retroactive on the Bearocolypse

Lessons I have learnt:

1) My face is not nearly as long as I had believed
2) It is entirely possible for a 23-year old to still be rubbish at shaving
3) If you spend the summer with half of your face shaded and half not, bad things happen.
4) A beard lends an air of guant sophistication. Guess I'm going to have to cut down on pies.

I think I might settle on a piratical all-over stubble. Time will tell.