Rise up, my people

The reason an Englishman chooses one newspaper over another is to read someone else stating his opinions.

Retroactive on the Bearocolypse

Lessons I have learnt:

1) My face is not nearly as long as I had believed
2) It is entirely possible for a 23-year old to still be rubbish at shaving
3) If you spend the summer with half of your face shaded and half not, bad things happen.
4) A beard lends an air of guant sophistication. Guess I'm going to have to cut down on pies.

I think I might settle on a piratical all-over stubble. Time will tell.