Coincidence- or is it?

1)
I just got back from nine hours of writing down things like "McV Hobnobs 300g 79pm +MkCh119pm". I helped close tonight and will be opening tomorrow. My pay remains at it's Not-Even-In-Kansas legality.

2)
The staff of Durham's admissions office are still taking advantage of the unseasonal warmth by running around chasing butterlfies outside in the sunshine and NOT SENDING ME LETTERS.

3)
A sore has developed inside my lower lip. It painfully bashes into my right lower incisor unless I adopt an expression that is dour and petulant. I assume that it is the result of an excess of joy in my body.

Oh Noes

I just listened to a Bright Eyes track on the radio and really liked it. Does this mean I have to start growing my hair long so thatg I can comb it over my eyes?

Edit: Phew! I heard another one and hated it. Back to my monastic haircut and Sir Thomas Moore clothing.

Argh

I have discovered something about myself. Some feature of the way my brain works makes it impossible for me to deal with any of the following...

Microsoft Office Assistant
QuickTime
thetrainline.com

...without emitting a Wilhelm.

"We're sorry, but a customer already has that email address". IT'S MY EMAIL ADDRESS. I KNOW YOU ARE LYING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

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