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Wednesday, April 04, 2007


I have discovered something about myself. Some feature of the way my brain works makes it impossible for me to deal with any of the following...

Microsoft Office Assistant

...without emitting a Wilhelm.

"We're sorry, but a customer already has that email address". IT'S MY EMAIL ADDRESS. I KNOW YOU ARE LYING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?



At 11:57 am, April 04, 2007, Blogger Nathan said...

Ho ho ho. The Trainline can't be certain that First Class Post will get across this tiny island within a week, so they will only let me buy the wealk-on fare, and only if I pay £6 to have it delievered overnight.

Screw you, the train line. Screw you right in your anthopomorphised face.

At 1:34 pm, April 04, 2007, Blogger Maxwell Edison said...

I hate thetrainline. I would explain why, but I'd end up destroying my computer in rage and sorrow.

At 3:32 pm, April 04, 2007, Blogger Rob McC said...

never use thetrainline, it = poo.

however the web site for nationalrail seems to be the only thing in that organization that actually works, and works well too.

At 12:39 pm, April 05, 2007, Anonymous alyssa said...

That's because it requires no participation from the actual national rail staff.

At 12:52 pm, April 05, 2007, Blogger Nathan said...

I consider myself a patriot of the National Rail service.

Doesn't their website palm you off to Trainline when you get to the money stage? I know Virgin Trains has "powered by the trainline" somewhere. That said, their shopfront doesn't make me steam as bad.

At 5:35 pm, April 05, 2007, Blogger ck215 said...

Is there a google sounds that store banks of noise? That'd be nifty.


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