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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Argh

I have discovered something about myself. Some feature of the way my brain works makes it impossible for me to deal with any of the following...

Microsoft Office Assistant
QuickTime
thetrainline.com

...without emitting a Wilhelm.

"We're sorry, but a customer already has that email address". IT'S MY EMAIL ADDRESS. I KNOW YOU ARE LYING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

(one)

6 Comments:

At 11:57 am, April 04, 2007, Blogger Nathan said...

Ho ho ho. The Trainline can't be certain that First Class Post will get across this tiny island within a week, so they will only let me buy the wealk-on fare, and only if I pay £6 to have it delievered overnight.

Screw you, the train line. Screw you right in your anthopomorphised face.

 
At 1:34 pm, April 04, 2007, Blogger Maxwell Edison said...

I hate thetrainline. I would explain why, but I'd end up destroying my computer in rage and sorrow.

 
At 3:32 pm, April 04, 2007, Blogger Rob McC said...

never use thetrainline, it = poo.

however the web site for nationalrail seems to be the only thing in that organization that actually works, and works well too.

 
At 12:39 pm, April 05, 2007, Anonymous alyssa said...

That's because it requires no participation from the actual national rail staff.

 
At 12:52 pm, April 05, 2007, Blogger Nathan said...

I consider myself a patriot of the National Rail service.

Doesn't their website palm you off to Trainline when you get to the money stage? I know Virgin Trains has "powered by the trainline" somewhere. That said, their shopfront doesn't make me steam as bad.

 
At 5:35 pm, April 05, 2007, Blogger ck215 said...

Is there a google sounds that store banks of noise? That'd be nifty.

 

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