Coincidence- or is it?

1)
I just got back from nine hours of writing down things like "McV Hobnobs 300g 79pm +MkCh119pm". I helped close tonight and will be opening tomorrow. My pay remains at it's Not-Even-In-Kansas legality.

2)
The staff of Durham's admissions office are still taking advantage of the unseasonal warmth by running around chasing butterlfies outside in the sunshine and NOT SENDING ME LETTERS.

3)
A sore has developed inside my lower lip. It painfully bashes into my right lower incisor unless I adopt an expression that is dour and petulant. I assume that it is the result of an excess of joy in my body.