News dump

YES.

In other news:

• I'm not in as deep trouble as I thought I was with my thesis. Hooray!
• "9 Crimes" by Damien Rice initially made me want to eat a gun, but the video is so comically ridiculous that it completely deflates the song.
• I will be drunk in 150 hours or so.

That is all!

Bang to rights

Throw on a column for self-pity, and you've got my year. Let's hope Cathederals and awesome wooded ravines make everything better. I am confident that they do.

The Wrong Kind of Crazy

Well, I have definitely strayed out of thought and time. However, the report is still struggling along at the "Chapter six: wild failure" stage. I can only conclude that I have gone the wrong kind of crazy. It would explain why I went into town and spent money on buying a CD of Jonny Cash singing operatic covers of Nine Inch Nails songs. Yeah, really.