Startling theological relevations

Pope: "Catholics rule, Protestants drool. Also, Vatican II sucks".

Do you remember that episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine when a Bajoran came out of the wormhole, thereby undermining Sisko's position as Emissary? And he's all "Hey guys, how come no-one wears doublet and hose anymore? Where are all the lutes?" Man, that was a great episode.