Cultural Learnings

Every day brings me closer to tattooing "ACHEWOOD" over my heart.

Secondly, I have discovered that in Loughborough is is not accpetable to express dislike for a prodocut, service, idea or (say) an East Midlands town by claiming that "it gave [me] Chlamydia".

Adding "in the figurative sense" does not break the silence.

Adding "See, it's funny, because Chlamydia is normaly associated with the sexually promiscuous, whereas I'm desperately lonely" just makes things worse.

Lesson learned!