Oh man

Sorry, guys, I'm in a rush now. I was having this dream about storing my clothes and magazines in a hedgerow, and as a consequence I overslept by the eight minutes I normally allot to bloggin'. As such, I'm just going to brainstorm this one while I try to remember where I left my shoes.

• Medical textbooks need to stop putting photographs on the cover. OK, you've written a book called "Explosive opthamology". I get it.
  
• Relgiion, huh. What's up with that?
  
• I need to stop buying my milk at the liquor store.
  
• Yesterday, Bran was the only food I ate that didn't have "Mexican" in it's name.