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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Pimeapple

Hey Nathan!
Hey.
Did you just get back from an eleven hour shift at work?
Yeah.
You must really love that place, huh?
No. No, I do not.
Oh... well, then the pay must be pretty good, right?
Well, it's no so much "good" as "illegal".
I've been meaning to ask you something. Why? Why oh why?
Um... protestantism?
That's not really an answ... did you just drink a litlre of unfiltered pineapple juice in a sitting?
Yeah!

3 Comments:

At 6:06 pm, April 21, 2007, Blogger Maxwell Edison said...

Quitski.

I put 'ski' on the end to make it sound more russian, hence reminiscent of you being one of the proletariat.

 
At 6:40 pm, April 21, 2007, Blogger Nathan said...

If I had an apron to take off, ball up and hurl behind a counter... man! I'd have quit MONTHS AGO. As it is, I said that from now on I'll only work a couple hours a week, whent he crates come in.

 
At 12:17 am, April 23, 2007, Blogger ck215 said...

"Quitski" conjured up this image of John Candy in his Russian hat from the film Uncle Buck. I don't know why. And now you don't either.

 

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