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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Patent pending

When you have a moustache, eating toast with peanut butter is a sticky experience. That's a real shame, because I love toast and P-but (as I call it). Still, you can't simultaneously eat P-but toast, have a moustache, and be sexy.

Unless, that is, you turn the toast upside down before you put it in your mouth.

I'm the smartest man alive.

1 Comments:

At 10:12 am, January 25, 2007, Blogger Emmathy said...

Awesome just awesome! Next time I need to eat toast and have a mostache I shall remember this little annecdote! And it that time never comes along your post has just cheered me up tremendously!!

 

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