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Wednesday, November 15, 2006


There are a lot of thhings that can make a man'd life seem worse than it is. Maybe he's scheduled for a biochemistry lab at postgraduate level when he hasn't studied either biology or chemistry since 16. Maybe he thinks he's lost the beard-comb he got out of a piƱata last Cindo de Mayo and consequently looks like one of his less neat mythological heroes. Maybe he's looked at his calendar and realised that he doesn't get to sleep past eight until the 21st. Maybe his lists are too verbose, I don't know.

My problem, though, is that my shower has aspirations.


At 5:32 pm, November 15, 2006, Blogger Nathan said...

The title of this post should totally have been "Who's scruffy lookin'?"

At 7:43 pm, November 15, 2006, Anonymous Jonathan Edwards said...

Maybe it's a perfect time to vacation in the United States? In New England, we are all sinners in the hands of an angry God.

At 11:36 pm, November 15, 2006, Blogger Maxwell Edison said...

Jonathon Edwards, Olympic triple jump gold medallist? Fancy seeing you here!

At 11:36 pm, November 15, 2006, Blogger Maxwell Edison said...

Nothing endears me to religion like html.

At 11:47 pm, November 15, 2006, Blogger Nathan said...

I assumed it was Edwards, the funnier half of Kerry/Edwards 2004.

At 12:32 am, November 16, 2006, Blogger Laura said...

Jonathan Edwards is a famous evagelical type. Many resources on him in Mansfield theology library in fact. Look it up on next occasion of insomnia.

At 5:06 am, November 16, 2006, Anonymous Jonathan Edwards said...



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