Scruffy

There are a lot of thhings that can make a man'd life seem worse than it is. Maybe he's scheduled for a biochemistry lab at postgraduate level when he hasn't studied either biology or chemistry since 16. Maybe he thinks he's lost the beard-comb he got out of a piñata last Cindo de Mayo and consequently looks like one of his less neat mythological heroes. Maybe he's looked at his calendar and realised that he doesn't get to sleep past eight until the 21st. Maybe his lists are too verbose, I don't know.

My problem, though, is that my shower has aspirations.