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Saturday, November 11, 2006

Hey America!

Congratulations on your return to being a centre-right democracy!

I am drunk and have to be a t work in seven hours! WOO GO BAD LIFE DECISIONS WOO

3 Comments:

At 12:06 am, November 12, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nath, I'm sitting alone after work with a glass of wine. Oh how I long for the days of sharing morgan spiced with you.

 
At 5:51 am, November 12, 2006, Anonymous President George W. Bush said...

NOW AMERICA'S ONE OF THEM TERRORIST OSAMA BIN HIDING STATES BACK DOWN IN TEXAS WE DON'T NEED NONE THEM GOSH-DARNED DEMOCRATS THAT HATE FREEDOM WE JUST SAY FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON ME FOOL ME TWICE WELL DON'T FOOL ME AGAIN I SAY THAT IN 2008 WE'LL GET THIS COUNTRY BACK ON TRACK JUST LIKE IRAQ AND THE ENERGY POLICY BUT IT'S OK ANYWAY BECAUSE MOST OF THESE NEW DEMOCRATS RECOGNIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF BABYLIFE AND HETEROSEX UNLIKE THEM TED KENNEDY PEDOFILE GAYSEX LOVERS OH YEAH AND BY THE WAY THEY SET UP MARK FOLEY HE'S A GOOD CHRISTIAN MAN THOSE PAGES WERE LIBERAL SPIES OF NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR SCIENTISTS THAT GAY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CREATED OUT OF STEM CELLS THAT CAME FROM DESTROYED BABIES STUPID TERRORIST DEMOCRATS I RULE I RULE DEMOCRATS DROOL TERRORISTS YEAH I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO I RUN THIS COUNTRY AND CUT MY HEDGES SO WHAT IF I TAKE A LITTLE TIME OUT TO READ RANDOM INTERNET BLOGS FROM THE UK WHO CARES I LOVE THE UK THEY KILL TERRORISTS GOD SAVE YOUR MONARCHY AHEH HEH HEH HEH HEH GOD BLESS AMERICA I LOVE JESUS.

 
At 1:50 pm, November 14, 2006, Blogger Maxwell Edison said...

Can't... resist... urge...

must... hate... freedom...

 

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