The Person or Thing that Saved Christmas

My Hobby
When I see something advertised as "suitable for any family!" I try to think of a family it would be horribly inappropriate for.

Since we had the first frost a few days ago, the weekend newspapers have cracked open their crates of failed Disney christmas movies and family-advertisiing is on an upward slope. I am somewhat in the mood because I have no heating in my wing of the house so I can see Bob Cratchett and say "You and me both, brother".