The Bran Report

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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Too honest, Facebook. Too honest.

At 3:57 pm, October 19, 2006, Maxwell Edison said...: Come and visit us here. I'll make you some gravy.
At 6:05 pm, October 19, 2006, Anonymous said...: On the plus side, you can make friends with William Henry Harrison, Gandalf, and potentially even Dan Marino, former quarterback of the Miami Dolphins. It's called social networking.
At 11:22 am, October 20, 2006, Maxwell Edison said...: I think I'm piecing together some bits of information that might reveal the identity of your mystery commenter, Nate.
At 1:14 pm, October 22, 2006, Nathan said...: You think it's Braxton Bragg, commander of the Confederate army of Tennessee?
At 2:34 pm, October 22, 2006, Maxwell Edison said...: Whoever he may pretend to be (Gregor Samsa, Hitler, Shelob, The Colonel (KFC), Faramir, Dan Marino former quarterback of the Miami Dolphins...) it seems increasingly obvious that it's just the Kraken's lies. Don't let him tricks you.

The Kraken never emails me any more.