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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Parenting advice

If I ever accidentally sire a child, this is exactly how they will be raised.

If a girl: Accident Subtlety Hill.
If a boy: Accident Hugoramirez Hill.

They'll thank me for it when they're disaffected goths.


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