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Monday, November 27, 2006

Career advice

You know what? I've had it with these snakes applications. I'm going into a career that doesn't need any applications.


R&B.

Seriously, I'll bring an atmosphere of intelectualism and geekery that has hitherto been undererpresented in MOBO.

My breakthrough album will be dedicated to the memory of Kool and the Gang. It will be called "Have sex with me despite your reservations".

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2 Comments:

At 11:07 pm, November 29, 2006, Blogger Maxwell Edison said...

Very much along the theme of "have sex with me despite your reservations"

 
At 8:15 am, November 30, 2006, Blogger Nathan said...

Feminism has ruined my appreciation of Kool and the Gang. And not even viagracialis can help.

 

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